[Automated messages as a concept don't exist where Jade's from--not in this particular sort of format, anyway. But the term is at least self-explanatory, which...makes the message actually attached to it that much more...well.]
You know, I wasn't aware these phones could automate responses with this sort of precision! Why, it's almost as if there's a person on the other end actually responding, or something! This fontech truly is something else.
[But, you know, anyway. The answer in itself considered. ...Two to four weeks, is it? Jade's opinion on this timeframe is promptly ranging from "Oh, so it's THAT bad" to "Well that's simply far too long"--not that he doesn't appreciate getting an ETA at all, but still. The line about the captain actually brings out an audible sigh aloud, though at least there's nobody near to hear it.]
I really don't have any interest in playing games with the captain whatsoever, I must confess...but the advice is appreciated, all the same. [Even if he has......no idea what 'picking rock' is even supposed to be referring to?? Another question to add to the list, really. But for now.] At any rate, do enjoy your vacation! ♥ May it be a long and relaxing reprieve, on these highly relaxing ship premises. Rest assured, I won't be actively seeking you out, so no need for concern there 😊😊😊
[Most unfortunately for Skulduggery, of course, that's basically an outright lie--though technicalities can be exploited in all sorts of ways. Singing and reading, hm.......?
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You know, I wasn't aware these phones could automate responses with this sort of precision! Why, it's almost as if there's a person on the other end actually responding, or something! This fontech truly is something else.
[But, you know, anyway. The answer in itself considered. ...Two to four weeks, is it? Jade's opinion on this timeframe is promptly ranging from "Oh, so it's THAT bad" to "Well that's simply far too long"--not that he doesn't appreciate getting an ETA at all, but still. The line about the captain actually brings out an audible sigh aloud, though at least there's nobody near to hear it.]
I really don't have any interest in playing games with the captain whatsoever, I must confess...but the advice is appreciated, all the same. [Even if he has......no idea what 'picking rock' is even supposed to be referring to?? Another question to add to the list, really. But for now.] At any rate, do enjoy your vacation! ♥ May it be a long and relaxing reprieve, on these highly relaxing ship premises. Rest assured, I won't be actively seeking you out, so no need for concern there 😊😊😊
[Most unfortunately for Skulduggery, of course, that's basically an outright lie--though technicalities can be exploited in all sorts of ways. Singing and reading, hm.......?
It has been a little while since he last properly perused the library, now he thinks about it. Perhaps today is as good a day as any.]