[Anyway if this shitposting route is really the one Natsuno wants to take here--]
So that's why you've been hoarding those steak knives under your mattress this entire time, is it? My my, I do hope they don't suddenly and mysteriously disappear before you get a chance to come back and pick them up. What a terribly unlucky sort of thing that would be!
Oh dear, and here I've already got one of these knives in my hand! I suppose I'll just have to put it in a much more secure non-mattress sort of place now!
Which is what I would say if I actually did want to go through the trouble of touching your stuff. But not to worry! I'd never dream of truly invading your mattress privacy in such a way ❤ [Yes he absolutely and very deliberately held off on sending the latter half of that message for at least five seconds longer than his usual reply time, as one does in these Wars of Rudeness--] You know, though, you could be stowing them in a better place than a mattress of all things...is there a reason that putting them in a drawer like a normal person didn't suffice, for you?
Well, it's not exactly like I can fault you for the variety, [as if Jade hasn't been hoarding a decent number of Science-compatible small items from the sundries shop himself] but your organizational skills could really do with some work...
Perhaps we ought to start saving the boxes that come with the odd gift we receive from the sundries shop. Re-allocating and sorting your inventory tends to be easier with more containers, after all.
[Look, organization is important! How do you expect to find any items you actually need if you've got them stuffed randomly in all sorts of places, especially in an emergency? To say nothing of how the bottom of a mattress is a terrible place for knives anyway?? It's just practicality at this point! A totally normal thing for a roommate to point out!! And yes, essentially, Jade sure did basically just tell him to clean up his side of the room--
But ugh, way to remind him...! Jade's making a face at the deck brush still propped in a corner of the room right now, in fact, because yeah....]
Say that enough times and it'll doubtless become reality, you know! More deck brushes won't do anything for those knives in your bed regardless, though.
No matter, we can discuss this later. I'm heading out to meet with Flynn shortly [you know, for Flynn's morning drills, which Natsuno has probably caught wind of by now with how Jade semi-frequently attends them around this time of morning] but if you've any other captain-related revelations to relay, feel free to drop them off in these messages too, I suppose. Do have fun with your hypothetical knife-throwing endeavors!
[Which they both know probably aren't actually happening anyway, but you know, whatever.]
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So that's why you've been hoarding those steak knives under your mattress this entire time, is it? My my, I do hope they don't suddenly and mysteriously disappear before you get a chance to come back and pick them up. What a terribly unlucky sort of thing that would be!
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second, i can just get new knives from the dining hall
third, don't touch my stuff
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Which is what I would say if I actually did want to go through the trouble of touching your stuff. But not to worry! I'd never dream of truly invading your mattress privacy in such a way ❤ [Yes he absolutely and very deliberately held off on sending the latter half of that message for at least five seconds longer than his usual reply time, as one does in these Wars of Rudeness--] You know, though, you could be stowing them in a better place than a mattress of all things...is there a reason that putting them in a drawer like a normal person didn't suffice, for you?
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But he'll count the knives when Jade's not around anyway. Unrelated!]
Because the drawer is already full with lighters and spray bottles and boxcutters.
[Duh.]
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Well, it's not exactly like I can fault you for the variety, [as if Jade hasn't been hoarding a decent number of Science-compatible small items from the sundries shop himself] but your organizational skills could really do with some work...
Perhaps we ought to start saving the boxes that come with the odd gift we receive from the sundries shop. Re-allocating and sorting your inventory tends to be easier with more containers, after all.
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Right. I'm sure you'll get sent more cleaning supplies in no time.
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And yes, essentially, Jade sure did basically just tell him to clean up his side of the room--But ugh, way to remind him...! Jade's making a face at the deck brush still propped in a corner of the room right now, in fact, because yeah....]
Say that enough times and it'll doubtless become reality, you know! More deck brushes won't do anything for those knives in your bed regardless, though.
No matter, we can discuss this later. I'm heading out to meet with Flynn shortly [you know, for Flynn's morning drills, which Natsuno has probably caught wind of by now with how Jade semi-frequently attends them around this time of morning] but if you've any other captain-related revelations to relay, feel free to drop them off in these messages too, I suppose. Do have fun with your hypothetical knife-throwing endeavors!
[Which they both know probably aren't actually happening anyway, but you know, whatever.]