[Well, Clarke might actually be the second to be making terrible substance-based decisions this week--as an earlier intoxicated message from Rita Mordio will prove, retroactively--but Clarke will still have distinction as the first correspondence using...this, particular substance. So. There's that!
--Not that Jade has any idea what exactly is afoot just yet, though. The first layer of oddness is the fact they've never corresponded much through messages to begin with...let alone the second layer of oddness on the late hour it's sent, and the third layer of the...actual contents, of the message.
Jade, currently more in the habit of being awake at terrible hours than ever, is in full not-sleepy possession of his faculties when the contact is made. But...he's already immediately wondering, if the same thing could actually be said of Clarke right now. Considering. Uh.]
To answer in order:
1) Made a pact with a demon once, as you do, and the price was the color of my eyes! It was all very traumatic 💀 How hurtful of you, to ask someone about the color of their eyes out of the blue like this! [BLATANT SARCASM HERE or at least it should be...blatant....]
2) I suppose we could get him in a box, hypothetically. Perhaps lure him in with something sufficiently ridiculous. The trouble would be him staying inside it, though, if that's your goal in this idea. There may not be a box strong enough in this entire plane, unfortunately.
3) I'm not sure what you're trying to ask me here. Referring to some kind of creature, I presume... [Water rhinoplasty......]
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--Not that Jade has any idea what exactly is afoot just yet, though. The first layer of oddness is the fact they've never corresponded much through messages to begin with...let alone the second layer of oddness on the late hour it's sent, and the third layer of the...actual contents, of the message.
Jade, currently more in the habit of being awake at terrible hours than ever, is in full not-sleepy possession of his faculties when the contact is made. But...he's already immediately wondering, if the same thing could actually be said of Clarke right now. Considering. Uh.]
To answer in order:
1) Made a pact with a demon once, as you do, and the price was the color of my eyes! It was all very traumatic 💀 How hurtful of you, to ask someone about the color of their eyes out of the blue like this! [BLATANT SARCASM HERE or at least it should be...blatant....]
2) I suppose we could get him in a box, hypothetically. Perhaps lure him in with something sufficiently ridiculous. The trouble would be him staying inside it, though, if that's your goal in this idea. There may not be a box strong enough in this entire plane, unfortunately.
3) I'm not sure what you're trying to ask me here. Referring to some kind of creature, I presume... [Water rhinoplasty......]
Are you having a rather long night, Clarke?